Monday, November 06, 2006

Don't shoot white women!

Listen, everyone, this is important. DO NOT SHOOT WHITE WOMEN! I know its tempting, but if you shoot white women then the world will come to the brink of destruction, the likes of which we haven't seen since the days of the old testament. Don't believe me? Then go peep this flick:

You can shoot black women, Asian men, Sri Lankans of any gender (except Sasha from jahcoozi and maybe that MIA chick), in fact you can shoot anyone else EXCEPT FOR WHITE WOMEN. Shoot a white woman and a chain of events cascades around the world to show what a fragile daisy chain of relationships we co-exist in. But it only happens when you shoot a Caucasian female.

Along the same lines, if you happen to be a dictator of an African country and you're responsible for the deaths of over three hundred thousand people, your story is not nearly interesting enough to interest Hoolywood unless you have a white friend who witnesses your behavior. Now if this person doesn't exist, just make him up. Don't worry, no one will notice. Don’t believe me? Peep the flick below

Can ya'll tell how sick I am of pretentious Hollywood bullshit films framing themselves as though they are socially responsible when in actuality they're just recycling the old colonialist images with this generations clones? Maybe tomorrow night I'll write about why battlestar galactica and Justice League unlimited are the best pieces of storytelling I've seen in the past ten years. For now, I'm gonna just get stupid dumb hyphy and loud as I ride the yellow bus and go eighteen dummy.


Blogger Conseula said...

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7:33 PM  
Blogger Conseula said...

I can't wait for the Justice League post.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear about Rudy Ray Moore? Fucked up his Insulin & almost died. He's moved into a new spot & registered at Target (no shit, I'm not fucking with you) in thier wedding registry, under the wedding of Rudy Moore to Rudy Moore, in Las Vegas, Nv., for stuff to set up his new pad.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yess! i saw king of scotland too and feel the same way!

4:24 PM  

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