Cause kids don't know how to hype they own shiznet

My collab-o is slapping his gums poetically over in San Fran this saturday. Come by if you want to hear him go off on his big black penis as well as other issues, I'm sure. He promised me Black girls who talk white so if any of ya'll are reading this, I'll buy you a mojito or some such afterwards if you say Hi to the grimey guy.